Caffeinated Prosperity 2026 Edition (Blue)
$35.00
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New year, new caffeinated prosperity. Made from 100% cotton with an oversized boxy fit, this tee delivers the caffeinated energy you need to take on the year ahead. Because caffeinated is the new rich.
SIZE AND FIT (CM)
MODEL WEARING:
Liam (180cm): Size L
Mia (160cm, not including her ears): Size XS
All measurements are taken across garment and are subject to +/- 1.5cm difference.
| Shoulder | Chest | Length | |
| XS | 56cm | 56cm | 65cm |
| S | 57cm | 58cm | 67cm |
| M | 58cm | 60cm | 69cm |
| L | 59cm | 62cm | 71cm |
| XL | 60cm | 64cm | 73cm |
| XXL | 61cm | 66cm | 75cm |
SIZE AND FIT (IN)
MODEL WEARING:
Liam (5'11"): Size L
Mia (5'3", not including her ears): Size XS
All measurements are taken across garment in inches and are subject to +/- ½" difference.
| Shoulder | Chest | Length | |
| XS | 22" | 21 ½" | 26" |
| S | 22 ½" | 22 ½" | 26 ½" |
| M | 23" | 23 ½" | 27" |
| L | 23 ½" | 24 ½" | 27 ½" |
| XL | 24" | 25 ½" | 28" |
| XXL | 24 ½" | 26 ½" | 28 ½" |
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Wash with like colors
- Do not tumble dry
- Turn shirt inside out
- This garment is best enjoyed with a cup of coffee
- Drink coffee to your satisfaction, but please don't misbehave